0000.01% actually nice.
86% catty.
30% smart.
-999999% does well in studies.
1000% sly.
9999% big-headed.
999991% not as pretty as they think they are.
5000,000% VAIN.
900000000000 ( insert desired amount of zeros here) 000000% an asshole.
1000000% backstabber.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% FAKE.
And everything else you can think of. I'm making a list, so feel free to pitch in lol.
The past six days[?] have been so boring, I nearly cried. Except today though. There was one topic that Rachel and I talked about the whole day;
CHICKEN WINGS.
For all you people wondering just how random we could be, thar's your answer. Here's how deadly honey glazed barbequed chicken wings (not necessarily in said order) became deadly weapons of mass distruction!:
Rachel : Hey, did you hear that today there's going to be a lecture on how simple life is?
Leena : Wtf, really ah? Shit la wei! Oh wait, I know! [insert evil laugh here] I brought new pens to school today -grins evilly-
Rachel : For what? o.o
Leena : I'MMA THROW THE PENS AT THEM AND KEELZ EM ALL!
Rachel : Hahahaha! [....] I want to eat chicken wings right now, breakfast wasn't enough.
Leena : Chicken wings? o.o Eh, you know, we should throw the chicken wings at them. You know the sharp point bit of it? If you aim properly it'll hit them in the eyes.
Rachel : Oh yeah! Can use as a boomerang somemore!
The conversation went on for a long time. With a lot of laughing, might I add. When we sat down in our lines, we couldn't shut up about it and then Keetan [need to affirm spelling wtf] and another guy whose name escapes me [sorreh! ><] joined in too and we talked about crap the whole time the guy in front was babbling.
We weren't really paying attention to what he said. It's not because we're bad students, in fact it's far from that -coughs- it's cause whenever we catch what he was saying, it just sounded...wrong. Not only that, he kept talking about really sad cases about moms and babies dying :( IT WAS DEPRESSING OK! So we made ourselves feel better by talking utter shit :D Woogle kept looking at us wtf.
In class, Science teacher was absent so we talked some more [yes, you guessed it; ABOUT CHICKEN WINGS!] until BM started. After that, we went for recess. Rachel refused to listen to her elders and took the yolk with the sambal from the nasi lemak and as a result, was feeling sick. Oh! We also donated some money to PAWS. I want to adooooopt. Tomorrow they're bringing some animals to school so we can pet them, spoil them and Icankeelzthecats play with them!
After that, nothing much really happened except that Rachel blew up about someone when Jojobear came into class for ACR. I now wonder if I should have ever told Rachel about the rant. Well, what's done is done. Rachel's now on Jojobear's blog looking for the post LMAO. Desperado much?
I then threatened to pour water over Rachel cause I was feeling ignored, accidentally spilt it and got hit on my arm [THE BAD ONE] with the Buku Kawalan. Oh the irony of it. After that we got yelled at from Bitch Teacher #2 for talking too loud while Jojobear was designing the logo for Fish Stew. We didn't really shut up after that, or rather, I didn't. Hehe. I think BT#2 no likes me.
Off to doodle then finish Bitch Teacher #1's homework before I forget.
Cheerio~
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