Kid 1: She stole my magic stick!
Kid 2: He was playing with himself! I asked him if he would let me in his game but he wouldn't let me.
Kid 1: It's only for boys! Girls can't play with magic sticks, you don't know how to.
Me: ..... So where's the uhh...magic stick?
Kid 1: She grabbed it and stuck it under her dress so I wouldn't take it back.
Kid 2: I'll let you have it back if you let me play with you.
Kid 1: No way! I told you girls can't play! You'd just get bored and start to complain.
Me: Exactly what does this magic stick do?
Kid 1: When you pump it hard enough, streamers and things come out one end.
Kid 2: That's all it does, why can't you let me play with you instead of having fun all by yourself?!
Kid 1: BECAUSE IT'S ONLY FOR GUYS. GIRLS ARE TOO SISSY TO BE ABLE TO DO IT.
Me: Believe me kid, girls do it all the time.
Anyone who ever said that kids are innocent should probably stab themselves right now. One more day! One more paper and then it's FREEDOM. Tomorrow after the exam, am following Rachel home and we're going to meet Jojobear in Taipan for lunch. Supposed to be a really belated celebration for her and CC but CC can't make it. Neither can EEM, so it'll just be us three.
I know I said I won't post till after PMR but I said PROBABLY. If you don't understand the word, go check the dictionary. Am going to Sunway with Sue En, Dianne, Lih Wern and maybe Visnu on Thursday. Wednesday is rest day. And swimming day. I miss blogging, somewhat. Tomorrow, I'll burn the books and blow up something because I feel like it.
Cannot wait!
Signing off;
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